i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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