normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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