I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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