mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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