Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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