I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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