I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
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