oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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