Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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