It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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