So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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