i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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