So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
