Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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