You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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