For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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