You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
