we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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