I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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