The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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