yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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