When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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