I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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