Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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