So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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