It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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