I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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