idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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