He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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