wakey wakey hands off snakey
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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