yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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