i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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