I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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