Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
she peed on how many people?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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