but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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