we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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