I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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