You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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