I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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