I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Randomize