Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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