Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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