those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
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