Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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