She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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