But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
