She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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