I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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