Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I think I died a long time ago.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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