There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
These tits shall not be calmed
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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