Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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