you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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