Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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